The Classist

Periodically I will come across things which I add to an ever expanding mental list of things that I classify as being “for the middle class”

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Lawn mowersMiddle Class quality

Two car garagesMiddle Class quality

TaxesMiddle Class quality

PF ChangsMiddle Class quality

Arguing Over Who Should Win American IdolMiddle Class quality

Cheesecake FactoryMiddle Class quality

Lawn OrnamentsMiddle Class quality

Bruce SpringsteinMiddle Class quality

Hose-Connected SprinklersMiddle Class quality

The GapMiddle Class quality

Having your children play with the graden hose insted of having a poolMiddle Class quality

Housing CommunitiesMiddle Class quality

Buying a Vibrating Massage Chair at the Sharper ImageMiddle Class quality

Phone CardsMiddle Class quality

Mowing Your Own LawnMiddle Class quality

Formica CountertopsMiddle Class quality

Cubic ZirconiaMiddle Class quality

Recommending the DaVinci CodeMiddle Class quality

Cash Bar At Your WeddingMiddle Class quality

Decorating Your CubicalMiddle Class quality

TV DinnersMiddle Class quality

Discovery CardMiddle Class quality

Monet PrintsMiddle Class quality

Hot Tubs Sans PoolMiddle Class quality

Birthday Parties at Bowling AlleysMiddle Class quality

Family Portraits From Chain Photo StudiousMiddle Class quality

Shopping on Black FridayMiddle Class quality

Garage SalesMiddle Class quality

TimesharesMiddle Class quality

Casual FridaysMiddle Class quality

Six FlagsMiddle Class quality

Blue Toilet Bowl CleanersMiddle Class quality

CliniqueMiddle Class quality

CoinstarMiddle Class quality

Signing up for a credit card on the spot to save 10% off your first purchaseMiddle Class quality

Value Customer CardsMiddle Class quality

Referring to Anything Expensive as "Overpriced"Middle Class quality

American-Made CarsMiddle Class quality

Old Navy Performance FleeceMiddle Class quality

TourismMiddle Class quality

Neighborhood Owned Snow BlowersMiddle Class quality

Using your Blackberry's Belt HolsterMiddle Class quality

Track HousingMiddle Class quality

Fan Day at the StadiumMiddle Class quality

A Career as a Motgage Loan OfficerMiddle Class quality

Applebees Gift CertificatesMiddle Class quality

Asking For AutographsMiddle Class quality

MallsMiddle Class quality

401ksMiddle Class quality

LexusMiddle Class quality

Recent Comments

nate Nate said about Old Navy Performance Fleece: 4 mos, 6 days, 17 hrs, 12 mins ago

Umm, there’s nothing wrong with this. Four words I love, which when put together, keep me warm for under $12.99.